Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Barry Switzer… (via quotedojo)
I can’t stop laughing ‘cause Espeon and Umbreon are all majestic and psychicing shit up but fuckin’ Vaporeon comes along and is like BLARGARGLAGRGAARLRARLURAH
Great men are forged in fire, it is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame.
The Doctor (via cognitiveheartwhispers)